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Outlaw DVD players in Minivans

I can't help but watch while I'm driving on the highway behind one. By the time I can identify the movie that is playing on the 5" screen, I have to slam on the brakes to avoid a collision.

Keep the prices of all burgers at McDonald's at $1.69 every day

Sometimes I feel like a BigMac on Wednesday, or a McChicken on Monday.

Try NOT to align the seem of the Tim Horton's cup with the flip back lid thingie

What are the odds. I seem to get this all the time. It's like they do it on purpose just to piss me off.

Outlaw the 3 year expiry on a outdoors card that has 5 yearly validation sticker spots

I think some of you know what I mean. ( Eddie and Arthur )

Put an OPEN button on the remote for the Panasonic S97 DVD player

The remote has every other possible button imaginable, but you can't open the DVD tray without pressing the button on the physical unit.

Design a pair of men's underwear that doesn't disintegrate at the crotch

... or maybe just a pill that my wife could take to make her not care that I have a bunch of crotchless underwear.

Offer a discount on gasoline for those who car-pool to work

There should be a government funded incentive for those you choose to help the environment by driving to work with a colleague.

Stop studios from re-releasing new special edition DVD versions of your favourite film

How many times have you picked up a DVD and then seen a new special edition come out a few months later, only to find that a few months later a super extra extended special edition is available, and then the ultra uber extended special collectors edition is released with the 5 minutes of "never before seen footage". ARGHHHHHHHH!!!

I've ranted enough for one evening....